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面试官问“请用一百元去买二百元钢笔”,95后应届生被求着回来!

面试官问“请用一百元去买二百元钢笔”:

第一位应聘者,估计玩过众筹,轻松地回答:用一百元去买二百元的东西,除非遇到脑子进水的售货员。我会在朋友圈里发起一个众筹,每人集资十块钱,如果我被录取了,我加倍返还。如果没有录用,那就算了,这就是风险投资,我没有付出成本,反正不会吃亏。

第二位应聘者,估计是网游高手,很自信地回答:面试官没有规定时间,我拿这一百钱去打一场游戏,赚到了装备,再去卖掉,一下午就可以赚到一百元,然后用二百元去买一支钢笔带回来。

第三位应聘者,估计当家庭主妇时间久了,想出来找点事做,笑嘻嘻地回答:现在某宝在搞扫红包活动,我发动亲戚朋友扫红包,凭我的运气,怎么也能扫到一百元吧,说不定我还能赚几十块钱呢。

第四位应聘者,初生牛犊不怕虎,直截了当回答:太费劲了,我自己垫一百元,买一支钢笔回来就可以了。为了加入贵公司,多花一百元是值得的。

我赶紧问大兵,你是怎么回答的。大兵说,刚才面试官还给我打电话呢,催着让我回去。“你这么厉害啊”,我惊讶地问大兵,“你是怎么做到呢?”

大兵说,我对面试官说,你现在就给我一百元,我现在就出去买。面试官掏出一百元给我了。然后,我就出去买钢笔了。面试官给我打了三遍电话,让我回公司面谈。

我急忙追问:你这么牛啊,一下子就征服了面试官。你是怎么买到二百元钢笔的呢?能不能告诉我你的秘诀啊。

大兵说,什么呀?买啥钢笔啊!我当时饿坏了,就用这一百块钱吃了一顿大餐。


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